Neverending Story

[SurferDale]

RULES: To play this game each person should respond with ONE SENTENCE that continues the story. Take the story wherever you want EXCEPT into inappropriate topics/language/please. I'll start.
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In an alternate universe, a young warrior boy named Steve Ballmer pranced angrily through Winham Forrest.

[puffinpuffer2985]

There's gold over the rainbow, Bill Gates told Ballmer.

[Annarya]

"Unfortunately, you will need help to get there" continued Bill Gates.

[johnnyb]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this", said the wizard as he held out a sword to young Steve.

[techblitz]

Steven struggled to grasp the sword, as Steve was condemned to use incredibly clumsy robot grabbers for hands; Bill struggled to contain his childlike laughter at Steve's troubles worsened.

[puffinpuffer2985]

"I'll hire developers to build me better hands!" cried Steve, shaking his fist angrily at the wizard.

[redrooster13]

"and when I get those hands, we shall take over the land of the iBots"

[techblitz]

So Steve set off on his quest to gain a pair of hands, only to stop at a 7/11 for a Big Gulp and some much need deodorant.
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If I'm not supposed to go again, I'll remove this. Just trying to keep the story alive!

[johnnyb]

With antiperspirant in hand, Steve scoured the land until he found a group of able-bodied developers and formed the Knights of the Round Microsoft Surface.